Dragonflies breathing fireballs

I'm glad that dragonflies are not like the magical creatures that are found in our fantasy books. They are more like aliens then fictious firebreathers. Imagine that these tiny little creatures had some kerosenne in their lungs and gave out flame gernades everytime they exhauled. We would no longer find it a hobby to catch them. That would result in various numbers and degrees of burns. Forests would be threatened. We wouldn't feel to lucky when one of them lands on us to say hello. Villagers would yell "Run for the hills, the dragonflies are appraoching." Our firearms would be useless against them especially if they had some form of aggression and telepathy. The swarm would devour us in seconds. They would have to be disarmed somehow. They dance together in sequential greed and survival methods.

It wouldn't be too exciting to be a hunter of these violent creatures, "Hey kids, i'm a dragonfly hunter, don't do drugs." The animal rights advocates would have a field day with rallies and pickets trying to deter the military from having a tactical and experimental research done to extinguish the "problem." The government would throw ethics out the window and learn more towards using the minimal brain dysfunctionals and anti-socials to fight against the swarm. They would attack and we would invent new fly spatters and anti-flame armor. Debates from liberals and conservatives would drift towards extrimentation and prevention, making education and health care about the same as it is now, basically non-existenent and useless. Spinning the arguement into the circles of a merry-go-round. Headlines would state that "Bugs Burn Manhattan."

Television would be the same, we would ignore the behaviors of our scholars and professors. We would focus more on who screwed who and who got wasted on "The Jersey Shore." Researchers would then discover that the whole time these creatures were actually the cast of Jersey Shore. They had been kidnapped by mad scientist and were told they were going to be giving drugs to lower inhibition and new DNA to make them bug like and dangerous. They will infect our youth and make the villagers want to "Run to the Hills." Scholars would find out to prevent our species from dying we would need to read to these creatures books by famous authors. The key to killing off these evildoers and make things normal is to simple read some Keats to them and create a happier world for all of us. Well, until the next wave of rich, feebleminded reality shows destroy creativity with jag-bombs, promoting sex, existential ecstasy and swear words. Television has lost its luxury and new dragonflies are being worked on as we speak so lock your doors, hide your children or a drunken wanna-be cover girl and a unnatural looking, talentless, hormone-induced malignant human will arrive. They would be Blanketed with alcohol,probably unable to tell a person the letter after C in the alphabet, void of realism, and looking like they sleep on a Bowflex machine. They are lost of authenticity and personality will cause more third degree burns to our eyes.